The Blueberry Conspiracy
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Blue Back Tuesday will be a national day of protest that finds the sweet spot between sanctimony on the left and rage on the right. Ridicule of authority is baked in, and citizen revenge is a dish best served à la mode. Think: flash mobs of patriots armed with blueberry pies patrolling the streets, hunting down political poltroons on the run. Militias in berry-blue bandanas and tee-shirts marching with bushels of blueberries in front of every collaborating institution. Peaceful protestors gathering in town squares to sing our movement anthem, “Blueberry Hill”—a lament for a country gone lost: Though we're apart You're part of me still For you were my thrill On Blueberry Hill© 2025 The Blueberry Conspiracy
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